EURO 2012...The beginning!
Farken....there are only few days left to enjoy sex with the missus, watching Masterchef, and play with your dick infront of the TV till late nights. In few days life will change, Early bed time, to wake up in the middle of the night at 2am to watch the Euro 2012 and i dont talk about the latest porn stars on display live from Ukraine but the "sokker" farken.
I put the missus on hold told her don't burst my coglioni I be up most night to watch the beautiful game, so don't ask for sex because my cock will only raise when Cassano will put the ball in the net against those wankers of Spanish players.
Told the kids I be in a bad mood in the next 3 weeks so if there is anything I need to know talk now, otherwise see you mum and pretend like you dont have a dad for 3 weeks. Same for the missus see how it is to be a single mum for 3 weeks.
I Warn the cunt next door if he will hear loud screaming is me after Italy have score a goal and not my missus after I poke her in the culo when she is a sleep.
Fridge is well stock up so is the pantry with allot of junk stuff good for a late snack when you need sugar and caffeine to keep you going.
Coffee machine serviced and ready with the strongest Arabica I could find in the market.
I hate that games are played at 2am and 5am...farken I can cope with 5am but 2 am is hard, you need to be well organised, cant have late dinners and cant eat heavy food, need to go to bed early hoping that the kids don't make noise, need to move to the guest room because is nice and quite and the missus don't want me in her bed if I wake up in the middle of the night. And the major issue is what the fuck you do after the game a 4am? you cant go back to sleep because you are too hyper like you are on speed, you cant start cooking or do gardening, you don't want to watch the next game because is the English playing and they always choke. Fark...what a dilemma.
This year should be interesting....few of my readers will recall my last Blog on the WC and I was very against Lippi and the squad and that show, we went no where, but this year we have a good squad a good coach Prandelli and we just left behind scandals in match fixing so we should do good...ALL THE WAY!!
Life when you become old like me is measured by how many Euro or World Cup you will be able to see before you died. I hope another 4 WC and Euro for me.
